DSM-IV Bumper Stickers

Rohan Robertson, M.Sc. & Josie Pressacco, Ph.D.
Toronto, Ontario

¦ You’re never down and out with Delusions of Grandeur.

¦ You’re always up for it when you’re Manic.

¦ With Alzheimer's, you make new friends every day.

¦ With Schizophrenia, you’re never alone.

¦ You’re never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

¦ You’re never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

¦ You’re never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

¦ Don’t be minimized by Anorexia Nervosa.

¦ With Bulimia, you can stomach anything.

¦ You’re always running scared with Phobic Disorder.

¦ There’s always a full house with Multiple Personality Disorder.

¦ With Alcohol Intoxication, keep your spirits up.

¦ You’re always cracking people up with cocaine abuse.

¦ You’re never a real pain with Somatoform Disorder.

¦ You’re always hard up with Paraphilia.

¦ If you’ve got Kleptomania, remember to take something for it.

¦ Wanna bet you can quit ?

¦ If you’re paranoid, lead the way!

¦ If you are an Obsessive-Compulsive Personality, work it out!