Journal of Psychle Pathology
(upcoming book Sample Article
#1)
DSM-IV Bumper Stickers
Rohan Robertson, M.Sc. & Josie Pressacco, Ph.D.
Toronto, Ontario
¦ Youre never down and out with Delusions of Grandeur.
¦ Youre always up for it when youre Manic.
¦ With Alzheimer's, you make new friends every day.
¦ With Schizophrenia, youre never alone.
¦ Youre never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
¦ Youre never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
¦ Youre never redundant with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
¦ Dont be minimized by Anorexia Nervosa.
¦ With Bulimia, you can stomach anything.
¦ Youre always running scared with Phobic Disorder.
¦ Theres always a full house with Multiple Personality Disorder.
¦ With Alcohol Intoxication, keep your spirits up.
¦ Youre always cracking people up with cocaine abuse.
¦ Youre never a real pain with Somatoform Disorder.
¦ Youre always hard up with Paraphilia.
¦ If youve got Kleptomania, remember to take something for it.
¦ Wanna bet you can quit ?
¦ If youre paranoid, lead the way!
¦ If you are an Obsessive-Compulsive Personality, work it out!
¦ Panic attacks are a cause for alarm!